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Top 10 Worst Vehicles to Apply the "Right of Way" Rule To
"You can't run over me. It's against the rules." By Bill Mattson 10. 900 ft. iron ore freighters 9. Miss Budweiser 8. Cuban patrol boats with tripod mounted 50 cal. machine guns 7. Surfacing Trident Class Submarines 6. 747 commercial aircraft performing emergency ditching 5. Frank in anything with flames coming out of it 4. Anybody in anything with missiles on it 3. 110 h.p. Personal Water Craft piloted by 8 year olds 2. 110 h.p. Personal Water Craft piloted by drunk "anything" year olds 1. Speeding 35 foot Bayliners with some guy with a bullhorn on the fly bridge yelling, "Get out of my way! I can't steer and my throttle is jammed wide open!" Bill Mattson at mattson@earthlink.net Back to Humor |