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The Top 10 Great Things About the First Sail of the Year
"Now... Where did I leave the boat?..." By Frank Pineau 10. Great workout obtained by cutting the Kudsu" from the boat. 9. The words "Client- Server" refer to the waitress at the launch ramp. 8. The word "suit" is prefaced by "Wet" and not "3 piece". 7. Discovering your sailing gloves were put away wet last year, and in a ball. 6. Remembering you were gonna buy mast bearings sometime before today. 5. Discovering what happens if you swap the rudders. (again) 4. Port does not refer to wine. 3. Starboard does not mean your fed up with reruns. 2. Realizing you won't be able to write your name for a week or so. 1. Remembering how much fun and exciting this whole sport is. Frank Pineau at frp@pacificnet.net Back to Humor |