Ronco's Combination Trampoline/Slip 'n Slide
30 Grit Rotary "Quick" Hull Polisher
Dr. Huff's Trap Seat for the Incontinent
Spiked Sailing Shoes
Cloth World's Decorative Christmas Yarn Shrouds
Craftsman Crossbar Mounted Shipboard Bench Grinder
JATO Units
Tramp-o-Store Shipboard Portable Gas Grill
(Includes apron with print: "I'd rather be sailing.. wait... I am!")
Farmer John's Barbed Wire Righting Line
Craftsman Crossbar Mounted Shipboard Drill Press
ACME Solid Concrete Leakproof Hulls
Captain Ahab's Whale Bone Briefs
"My Lucky Sailing Charms"(tm) Personal Anvil Collection
(with wrist lanyard)
Alcohol Scented PWC Attractent
Field Apendectomy Kit
Craftsman Sidebar Mounted Shipboard Lathe
10 Volume Leather Bound Collection of "How do I unsubscribe from the mail list?" emails.
Combination Sailing/Welder's Gloves
Pet World's "My Sailing Buddy" Pet Skunk
Popeil's Automatic Random De-Master
Bill Mattson
mattson@earthlink.net
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