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On the Wire - Humor
Vol 3 - Issue 3 November 1998

Top Ten Rejected Ben & Jerry's Catamaran Ice Cream Flavors

By Bill Mattson

10. Pitchpole Peppermint Swirl

9. Coconut Maca-marooned

8. Nestle's (tm) Hull Crunch

7. Lost Rudder Pin-stacio

6. Pralines 'n Trailer Bearings

5. Chewy Hull Plug

4. Strawberry Coiled Shroud Surprise

3. Crunchy Shackle Pin Ripple

2. Rudder Pecan

1. Busted Up Peices of Fiber Glass Daggerboards 'n Cream

Bill Mattson
mattson@earthlink.net

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