Goodt english be berry impotant Mr. Coastrat. I been tolt dat my hole stay here on dis worlt. Wifout goodt english, you can't communicates wif yo fellow man. But most impotantly, you can't communicate wif yo fellow womans. So Mr. Coastrat, I recommends dat you brush ups on goodt english so dat da ladies you be talkhen at, no wat you be tellin dem to do. I myself got goodt english skills, such dat I be surrounded by ladies all day long and all nite long and even in da shower, yup I also recommend Mr. Coastrat, dat you take a shower wif yo lady so dat you can compliment yo lady on her buttiful eyes. Over.
Edited by Backasswards on May 04, 2012 - 10:59 AM.
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Hank, Hattiesburg, Mississippi, P16 - "Sideways"
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