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General Noise: Top 10 Worst Things to Hear from a New Crew Member
10. Jibsheet? What's that?
9. What do you mean, take off my spiked golf shoes?
8. Wow! We went the whole day without one pictchpo.... AAAAHHHH!!!
7. Let's go get a closer look at those jetskis.
6. Mind if I light up this cigar?
5. Here comes the coastguard. Did I mention I that I have a 10lb bag of cocaine in my shorts?
4. You've had your laugh. Now help me get my head out of the trampoline lacing.
3. We're sure to win. I brought my lucky anvil collection.
2. But... I thought you put the hull plugs in.
1. So... do you trailer with your rudders on or off?
9. What do you mean, take off my spiked golf shoes?
8. Wow! We went the whole day without one pictchpo.... AAAAHHHH!!!
7. Let's go get a closer look at those jetskis.
6. Mind if I light up this cigar?
5. Here comes the coastguard. Did I mention I that I have a 10lb bag of cocaine in my shorts?
4. You've had your laugh. Now help me get my head out of the trampoline lacing.
3. We're sure to win. I brought my lucky anvil collection.
2. But... I thought you put the hull plugs in.
1. So... do you trailer with your rudders on or off?
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