Steeplechase Smack
Of course the F18's are going to win on corrected time Mike, is there really any debate about that? A blind one armed monkey can sail an F18 to a win on correct time.
The question is who is going get their name on the lawn chair? I heard Smyth/Livingston will be sailing a borrowed F20c, you better bring your A game Mike!
The question is who is going get their name on the lawn chair? I heard Smyth/Livingston will be sailing a borrowed F20c, you better bring your A game Mike!
Heard the same. Sorry I'm gonna miss that.
What happens if your monkey hurts his good arm?
Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!
Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!
I've got a bottle of rum that says you're wrong!
Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!
I've got a bottle of rum that says you're wrong!
So who's the ringer?
Ding, that's a rum bet, it's on now.
I have to order the champagne by tomorrow and my guess is that not all boats have registered yet.
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See you all Friday
Rick
Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!
I am a crappy smack talker...and I just spent a ridiculous amount of time (that I really didn't have available) repairing and refinishing this boat...I'll probably be tip-toeing across sandbars and I might have trouble seeing through the tears after I first smack something with a board - but we'll be quick in between!
Geeze, where is Noodle when you need him! For F@#$ sake people, smack talk isn't about honest self examination it's about flat out lies or at the very least ridiculous exaggeration about your ability and how inept your competition is. Too bad the Moss man won't post he comes up with some clever sh!t from time to time, you guys could stand to take a lesson.
Yeah, sorry...it's just not in me.
Nice. What's up with these folks. I'm not even racing and I'll talk some smack.
I just refinished my boat...I'm all out of time and Midol... oooohh there's a sandbar, get the beachwheels
All that pansy talk will be the death of distance racing.I never heard that kinda chatter in the N-20 days. We use to refinish the bottoms so you COULD go run across sandbars. Or.. just do it like I did and go over the bar (or finish line) on your side. Jeeeez, you disappoint me Jake. At least you're really good at makin' stickers and shirts.
Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.
On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.
Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.
On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.
Daaayyyyaaaammmm.The DiNgEr pullin'out the stops. Miami is nice this time of year.
Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.
On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.
I just DON'T do racing trash....but I do know how to find the entrance to Angelfish creek. Hopefully your navigation is better than your spelling. (see, I'm trying)
Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.
On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.
I just DON'T do racing trash....but I do know how to find the entrance to Angelfish creek. Hopefully your navigation is better than your spelling. (see, I'm trying)
Spelling nazi doesn't cut it. How petty, picking on poor old Ding's literacy skills.
Haha
Nice one Bob, kudo's! Why don't you put on your big boy pants and do this race. If your scared you can always use the excuse that you have to tend to the horses or move hay around or whatever it is you southern Alabama boys do on the weekends. That's right b!tch, you're
lesser
is calling you out!
Haha
Nice one Bob, kudo's! Why don't you put on your big boy pants and do this race. If your scared you can always use the excuse that you have to tend to the horses or move hay around or whatever it is you southern Alabama boys do on the weekends. That's right b!tch, you're
lesser
is calling you out!
It's funny, the guy that sails so slow that
Chariots of Fire
is his theme song is trying so desperately to get a game of meaningless smack talk going...it's pretty ironic.
Chariots of Fire
is his theme song is trying so desperately to get a game of meaningless smack talk going...it's pretty ironic.
Okay grandpa if you're going to make a reference to a movie from 30 years ago at least have the curtosy to include the
Wikipedia Link. Some of the folks on this forum were not even born when that piece of crap was released.
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