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[#28620]

Looking at the registration list, it looks like the N20's are skeered of the F18's.

Whose year is it going to be? Another M20 year? F18's on corrected time? Or is the F20c finally going to show it's stuff?


 
Posted : December 5, 2011 3:08 pm
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Of course the F18's are going to win on corrected time Mike, is there really any debate about that? A blind one armed monkey can sail an F18 to a win on correct time.

The question is who is going get their name on the lawn chair? I heard Smyth/Livingston will be sailing a borrowed F20c, you better bring your A game Mike!


 
Posted : December 5, 2011 5:58 pm
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Of course the F18's are going to win on corrected time Mike, is there really any debate about that? A blind one armed monkey can sail an F18 to a win on correct time.

The question is who is going get their name on the lawn chair? I heard Smyth/Livingston will be sailing a borrowed F20c, you better bring your A game Mike!

Heard the same. Sorry I'm gonna miss that.
What happens if your monkey hurts his good arm?


 
Posted : December 5, 2011 6:17 pm
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I'm trying to figure out where the F18's are going to come out...I know Karl has lined up a ringer for crew...not sure who's sailing with Ding. I've got Fantastic Frank on the front of the boat with me and we should give some folks a run.


 
Posted : December 5, 2011 7:17 pm
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I believe Ding is sailing with Bing.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 8:20 am
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Originally Posted by Jake
I'm trying to figure out where the F18's are going to come out...I know Karl has lined up a ringer for crew...not sure who's sailing with Ding. I've got Fantastic Frank on the front of the boat with me and we should give some folks a run.

Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 9:29 am
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
I believe Ding is sailing with Bing.

You couldn't get Ed Baird to crew with you for the Turkey Day Regatta? If he had some cat experience, he might get invited to the Big Dance in San Fran.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 9:46 am
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by Jake
I'm trying to figure out where the F18's are going to come out...I know Karl has lined up a ringer for crew...not sure who's sailing with Ding. I've got Fantastic Frank on the front of the boat with me and we should give some folks a run.

Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!

I've got a bottle of rum that says you're wrong!


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 9:49 am
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by Jake
I'm trying to figure out where the F18's are going to come out...I know Karl has lined up a ringer for crew...not sure who's sailing with Ding. I've got Fantastic Frank on the front of the boat with me and we should give some folks a run.

Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!

I've got a bottle of rum that says you're wrong!

So who's the ringer?
Ding, that's a rum bet, it's on now.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 10:35 am
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Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever
So who's the ringer?
Ding, that's a rum bet, it's on now.

When is it ever not on, rum or no rum? Karl's ringer - Tripp Burd.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 11:09 am
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I have to order the champagne by tomorrow and my guess is that not all boats have registered yet.
If not, please do so at http://www.catsailor.com/registration/
See you all Friday
Rick


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 11:13 am
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by Jake
I'm trying to figure out where the F18's are going to come out...I know Karl has lined up a ringer for crew...not sure who's sailing with Ding. I've got Fantastic Frank on the front of the boat with me and we should give some folks a run.

Oh please Jake, you don't a snowballs chance. Hell, Karl is so scared he hired himself a ringer. And since it's all about me, team Ding and Bing are going to crush the fleet! You can't stop the Ingram boys! Game on b!tches!

I am a crappy smack talker...and I just spent a ridiculous amount of time (that I really didn't have available) repairing and refinishing this boat...I'll probably be tip-toeing across sandbars and I might have trouble seeing through the tears after I first smack something with a board - but we'll be quick in between!


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 11:18 am
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Geeze, where is Noodle when you need him! For F@#$ sake people, smack talk isn't about honest self examination it's about flat out lies or at the very least ridiculous exaggeration about your ability and how inept your competition is. Too bad the Moss man won't post he comes up with some clever sh!t from time to time, you guys could stand to take a lesson.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 11:32 am
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Geeze, where is Noodle when you need him! For F@#$ sake people, smack talk isn't about honest self examination it's about flat out lies or at the very least ridiculous exaggeration about your ability and how inept you competition is. Too bad the Moss man won't post he comes up with some clever sh!t from time to time, you guys could stand to take a lesson.

Yeah, sorry...it's just not in me.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 11:38 am
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Geeze, where is Noodle when you need him! For F@#$ sake people, smack talk isn't about honest self examination it's about flat out lies or at the very least ridiculous exaggeration about your ability and how inept you competition is. Too bad the Moss man won't post he comes up with some clever sh!t from time to time, you guys could stand to take a lesson.

Nice. What's up with these folks. I'm not even racing and I'll talk some smack.

I just refinished my boat...I'm all out of time and Midol... oooohh there's a sandbar, get the beachwheels

All that pansy talk will be the death of distance racing.I never heard that kinda chatter in the N-20 days. We use to refinish the bottoms so you COULD go run across sandbars. Or.. just do it like I did and go over the bar (or finish line) on your side. Jeeeez, you disappoint me Jake. At least you're really good at makin' stickers and shirts.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 11:57 am
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Just make it fair,
I'll hold the rum for you guys and allocate it as needed when you arrive at the beach.

However, I will have to charge a small consumption fee...


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 12:13 pm
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You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 2:24 pm
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Karl drinks like a 95lb girl, I wouldn't panic too much.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 2:39 pm
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.

Did you see who was sponsoring the rum party on Friday?


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 2:40 pm
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.

Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.

On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 2:53 pm
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by ksurfer2
You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.

Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.

On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.

Daaayyyyaaaammmm.The DiNgEr pullin'out the stops. Miami is nice this time of year.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 4:18 pm
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by ksurfer2
You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.

Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.

On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.

I just DON'T do racing trash....but I do know how to find the entrance to Angelfish creek. Hopefully your navigation is better than your spelling. (see, I'm trying)


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 4:31 pm
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Originally Posted by Jake
Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by ksurfer2
You can pour mine heavy, I don't care if there is any left over for Ding, Ricky, and Jake.

Ouch? If your trash talk is any reflection of how you're going to sail this weekend I'm not sure even Tripp will be able to get you within sight of the pointy end of the fleet.

On the bright side you can follow the fleet to Anglefish instead of taking a day sail to downtown Miami.

I just DON'T do racing trash....but I do know how to find the entrance to Angelfish creek. Hopefully your navigation is better than your spelling. (see, I'm trying)

Spelling nazi doesn't cut it. How petty, picking on poor old Ding's literacy skills.


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 7:23 pm
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Oh come on now Ding...we all know you can't sail your way out of a wet paper bag, even with instructions! But I see you have found a new use for it - trash bag!
Haha


 
Posted : December 6, 2011 7:43 pm
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Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever
Spelling nazi doesn't cut it. How petty, picking on poor old Ding's literacy skills.

All part of my plan... How do you think a person feels when they get beat by a tard? Bet it stings just a little bit.


 
Posted : December 7, 2011 8:50 am
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Originally Posted by Bob_Curry
Oh come on now Ding...we all know you can't sail your way out of a wet paper bag, even with instructions! But I see you have found a new use for it - trash bag!
Haha

Nice one Bob, kudo's! Why don't you put on your big boy pants and do this race. If your scared you can always use the excuse that you have to tend to the horses or move hay around or whatever it is you southern Alabama boys do on the weekends. That's right b!tch, you're

lesser

is calling you out!


 
Posted : December 7, 2011 9:09 am
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Originally Posted by David Ingram
Originally Posted by Bob_Curry
Oh come on now Ding...we all know you can't sail your way out of a wet paper bag, even with instructions! But I see you have found a new use for it - trash bag!
Haha

Nice one Bob, kudo's! Why don't you put on your big boy pants and do this race. If your scared you can always use the excuse that you have to tend to the horses or move hay around or whatever it is you southern Alabama boys do on the weekends. That's right b!tch, you're

lesser

is calling you out!

It's funny, the guy that sails so slow that

Chariots of Fire

is his theme song is trying so desperately to get a game of meaningless smack talk going...it's pretty ironic.


 
Posted : December 7, 2011 9:25 am
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Those who can....do, those who can't.....talk smack.


 
Posted : December 7, 2011 9:35 am
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Originally Posted by Jake
It's funny, the guy that sails so slow that

Chariots of Fire

is his theme song is trying so desperately to get a game of meaningless smack talk going...it's pretty ironic.

Okay grandpa if you're going to make a reference to a movie from 30 years ago at least have the curtosy to include the
Wikipedia Link. Some of the folks on this forum were not even born when that piece of crap was released.


 
Posted : December 7, 2011 9:46 am
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
Those who can....do, those who can't.....talk smack.

and those who break and lose stuff have to buy new stuff.


 
Posted : December 7, 2011 10:09 am
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