Attention F18 Sailors......Given the size of the F18 fleet competing in the Steeplechase this year, there will be a trophy presented to the top F18!
Better show up ready to rumble....Team Karl Squared is gonna be ready to kick some a$$ especially those tamed Todd, Tawd, Ricky, Punk, or Foggy (jebus....how many names can two guys have?)!!!!!!
I've got Fantastic Frank back on the front, my spin halyard cleat has been firmly reconnected to the mast, I have mostly fixed my downwind speed deficit, and I have a theory regarding why I lost so much time in the mangrove creeks last year - We plan on making you guys work for it.
Better show up ready to rumble....Team Karl Squared is gonna be ready to kick some a$$ especially those tamed Todd, Tawd, Ricky, Punk, or Foggy (jebus....how many names can two guys have?)!!!!!!
So Ding has got free reign to do with you what he wishes.Boy, You gotta get your priorities straight.
Better show up ready to rumble....Team Karl Squared is gonna be ready to kick some a$$ especially those tamed Todd, Tawd, Ricky, Punk, or Foggy (jebus....how many names can two guys have?)!!!!!!
So Ding has got free reign to do with you what he wishes.Boy, You gotta get your priorities straight.
If he were coming, he'd be square in my sights! I think he got scared.
Better show up ready to rumble....Team Karl Squared is gonna be ready to kick some a$$ especially those tamed Todd, Tawd, Ricky, Punk, or Foggy (jebus....how many names can two guys have?)!!!!!!
So Ding has got free reign to do with you what he wishes.Boy, You gotta get your priorities straight.
If he were coming, he'd be square in my sights! I think he got scared.
wait...what? He's not coming? I wanted another shot at him this year!
Yep, you guys are on your own this time. Remember boys it’s the first cut that is Anglefish, just because Lohmeyer is sailing to Miami does mean you have to follow him and you know Moss is guessing. Karl remember to check your bridles, you don’t want another mishap, and pointy side up this time. Just because you’re going over a flat doesn’t mean you get a pass for laying it over. Oh and your boy is dipping now, that should fun to deal with. Ricky make sure your flight leaves on Monday… booking a flight for Sunday evening is just a poor planning and not an excuse to bail. Todd, try to get around the keys without pissing anyone off on or off the water. And Todd, F18’s can get blown over on the beach, I’m not sure if you know that or not. Jake, you knew I wasn’t going to make it this year I mentioned it in an unrelated email, that hurts my feelings a little bit.
Todd, try to get around the keys without pissing anyone off on or off the water.
And what, exactly, would be the fun in that?
You've got to be kidding me, you're really not going to be there after all the talking. Did you tear your Saturday panties? Out of diapers? What's up?
Booger's dribbling dip juice blowing back on Mr. Bonifant should be entertaining, and you're gonna miss it.
Todd, try to get around the keys without pissing anyone off on or off the water.
And what, exactly, would be the fun in that?
You've got to be kidding me, you're really not going to be there after all the talking. Did you tear your Saturday panties? Out of diapers? What's up?
Booger's dribbling dip juice blowing back on Mr. Bonifant should be entertaining, and you're gonna miss it.
I know Todd I'm not crazy about it either let's just say I'm having a Roth, Bohan, Back moment. The shame and disappointment I feel is great. Not to worry though I'll be at Tradewinds to put your collective dicks in the dirt.
Yep, you guys are on your own this time. Remember boys it’s the first cut that is Anglefish, just because Lohmeyer is sailing to Miami does mean you have to follow him and you know Moss is guessing. Karl remember to check your bridles, you don’t want another mishap, and pointy side up this time. Just because you’re going over a flat doesn’t mean you get a pass for laying it over. Oh and your boy is dipping now, that should fun to deal with. Ricky make sure your flight leaves on Monday… booking a flight for Sunday evening is just a poor planning and not an excuse to bail. Todd, try to get around the keys without pissing anyone off on or off the water. And Todd, F18’s can get blown over on the beach, I’m not sure if you know that or not. Jake, you knew I wasn’t going to make it this year I mentioned it in an unrelated email, that hurts my feelings a little bit.
I can't believe that you, of all people, are dinging me over my lack of memory recall. Careful, poker and golf aren't exactly good for the waist line (and yes, I had to go look that **** up).

I know Jake but it's not like we have a whole lot to work with. We only see you once or twice a year and there is only so many times we can recycle the Spring Fever sailing off the beach with that cat trax still tied to the boat story. The thought of you searching through your email looking for where I told I wasn't going to make it this year grumbling the whole time did make me laugh. Thank you for that.

Todd, try to get around the keys without pissing anyone off on or off the water.
And what, exactly, would be the fun in that?
You've got to be kidding me, you're really not going to be there after all the talking. Did you tear your Saturday panties? Out of diapers? What's up?
Booger's dribbling dip juice blowing back on Mr. Bonifant should be entertaining, and you're gonna miss it.
I know Todd I'm not crazy about it either let's just say I'm having a Roth, Bohan, Back moment. The shame and disappointment I feel is great. Not to worry though I'll be at Tradewinds to put your collective dicks in the dirt.
So is Roth, Bohan back moment code talk for
I'm scared and my mouth's been writin' checks my diaper wearing butt can't fill
?
That one's new to me.
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