This is a test by the local sailing club and the Weather Engineering Notification Office, WENO .......Leave boats on the beach .Boats should leave mast up.Boats should untie any mooring lines, if none are present untie the boat next to you. Pull, push or roll boat closer to high tide zone and leave on wheels if available. Anybody living under or laying on boat at this time should be hand-cuffed to it and thier beer removed 
. The DSYC and WENO would like to thank you for your cooperation in keeping our beaches clean with the help of mother nature.................. We lost a couple of cats that ended up on top of each other in the last little blow so check your boat please.
The Nacra's will protect my Hobie, I'm a bit worried about the Mystere though, they are known to cause trouble.
Thanks to eveyone at WENO for keeping us up to date!
What about the boat monkeeees?
Club tailed macaques, white lipped mangabeys,bronze eared marmosets and prikkley toed gibbons are all supplied with shovels to dig in with the accordence of Formula 20 box rule,sorry no live footage allowed. The management!
Monkee see Monkee do.
Where is the management.....You better hurry up and get down to the beach to supervisor all those monkees. I heard they were pirating a Mystere and sailing it into the eye of Katrina to check the wind speed.