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OK, I'm getting full on size 44-DD airbags, so no more PFD's for me, and I'll be going bra-less, it's ok to stare, I understand, as I stare at big boobs too. I don't own a wetsuit yet anyway, or rash guards, so about all I've got to do is keep them from getting sucked into the spinnaker blocks and I'll be good...


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:11 pm
pgp
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You guys are better than Seinfeld!


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Timbo
I'm going to put the boobs on ME! That way, I can play with them 24-7 and never have to worry about the wife taking off with them, and Julio.

This has got to be the funniest thing said on this forum in a long time....I had the passing thought of saying it, but that's about it.

HANDS OFF TO TIMBO!!!!!!

Mike


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:13 pm
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boobs on boys, is this an F16 thing?


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:13 pm
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Getting the nipple caught in a block or two might hurt!!!!

I like the idea of having my own boobs though.

MINE ALL MINE!!!!


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:15 pm
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It's a Uni thing Dave, real men don't need no pretty little ladies crewing for them, just get out on the wire, haul out your own 44 DD and flog on!


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Timbo
It's a Uni thing Dave, real men don't need no pretty little ladies crewing for them, just get out on the wire, haul out your own 44 DD and flog on!

Guys here in the Uk we refer to our Man Boobs simply as

Moobs

, its a sign of distinguished old age and eating and drinking far too much good things in life.


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 4:58 pm
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Too much good things. Yes. I'm all for that! I'll be 50 the end of July, time for a Moob job!

Hey, my twin daughters (20yr. old Colegiate JR's) want to come over to England or Ireland this fall, to take some

study abroad

type courses, dealing with horse breeding. Any good ideas where I should send them? I might have to come for a few days to be sure the local Ale is suitable... <img src="<>/grin.gif" alt="grin" title="grin" height="15" width="15" />


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 5:34 pm
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Viral meningitis. Been there, done that.

I ran at 105 F for a week before I drove myself to the ER and checked in. The hospital did the same thing, did a million tests, ran up $10k in bills and did.....squat, nada, nothing to cure me. It's viral so I just had to wait it out. But a huge reduction in malaise was had by IV fluids. The fever leaves you seriously dehydrated and that is most of the crappy feeling. If you can occasionally get a local doc to pump you up with IV fluids you'll feel lots better as you convalesce. It took weeks to stabilize and longer to get strong. I lost 30+ pounds over the course of the illness. Not a recommended diet, however.

Put a tarp over the boat and lay low for several weeks. Good luck, Timbo. It may be a slow road back.


 
Posted : May 19, 2009 10:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Hey, my twin daughters (20yr. old Colegiate JR's) want to come over to England or Ireland this fall, to take some

study abroad

type courses, dealing with horse breeding. Any good ideas where I should send them? I might have to come for a few days to be sure the local Ale is suitable... <img src="<>/grin.gif" alt="grin" title="grin" height="15" width="15" />

Perhaps Timbo PM me with your Email address, my neighbour is very high up in the show judging and eventing circles here in England, almost for sure she could advise.

Now as for beer, sorry it would have to be real ales as the lager type you have in America is sort of frowned upon here apart from the get drunk as cheap as possible fraternity. Now I have an award winning Micro Brewery within about 5 miles, now we could talk real beer and perhaps show some real ales. Every second Tuesday in the month is a members only night and a good one to attend. <img src="<>/wink.gif" alt="wink" title="wink" height="15" width="15" /> Bare in mind that we have also on Wednesday night club F16 racing and I'm sure we could arange a sail.


 
Posted : May 20, 2009 4:05 am
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Holy smoke!!

That sounded terrible man!
Spring meningitis...
Hope you are over the hill and wish you a fast recovery.

Andi


 
Posted : May 20, 2009 4:12 am
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Thanks Guys. I'm up and about, still got a headache, go back to the Dr. on Friday, hopefully he'll have something good to say.

In the mean time, hanging around the house, doing as little as possible, just ask my wife, who has had about enough of me... <img src="<>/sick.gif" alt="sick" title="sick" height="15" width="15" />

Just wait until I get my Moobs, then she'll want to be my friend...but she's not touching them! They're MINE, ALL MINE!! <img src="<>/grin.gif" alt="grin" title="grin" height="15" width="15" />


 
Posted : May 20, 2009 7:06 am
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Easy on the meds! <img src="<>/wink.gif" alt="wink" title="wink" height="15" width="15" />

Get well dude.


 
Posted : May 20, 2009 7:16 am
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Hey, Doc says I've got to take all the meds, regardless of how silly they make me feel. I've got to find a doctor who will prescribe 8 hrs. of sailing a day, we all know that will cure just about any ailment.

Matter of fact, there was one Dr. in the hosp. who wanted to talk about sailboats, he lives on the other side of my lake here in Sebring and has seen me out. He wants one of those Hobie Adventure Island Kayak-trimaran thingys. I said,

DO IT!

And I'm going to take him out on the Prindle and try to teach him to sail, when they will allow it.

I hope he gets the cat bug, he's got two sons who would be great crew, ages 20-18, and a daughter about 15. If I could hoist my mainsail I'd be over there right now trying to get him hooked.

Or...maybe he needs a slightly used Blade. Yeah, that's the ticket, and I can get one of those fancy new Falcons!

MATT, Help!

MMmmm....new boat smell...


 
Posted : May 20, 2009 9:04 am
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Anyone else coming? There are currently more F16s registered that H16s. Go figure.
Good crowd though.

https://secured.uschold.us/cgi-bin/register/register.pl


 
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