dumb question

You are lost.

Oh yeah, and two Bonuses! First, they gave the 'Old managment team' a big Retention Bonus, to keep them from jumping ship at the 'critical moment'. Then, after in bankruptcy, they gave them a Severance Package, to Leave! Then, they bought out the New Guy, paid him $15 Million up front, to leave his Old Job, and take over at Delta. Since then (2007) he's made over $20M.

And yes, he's got a very nice retirement plan.

As they say, It's Good to be King!

Timbo, check your PM, message from my high school mate, and one of your fellow Delta pilots.

Could be worse, I'll probably be running a mop and handing or towels at the local cathouse.

Hey, look on the bright side Karl(s), it'll also pay...

all you can eat!

I'm going to be a meter maid....with a TAZER

Don't Taze me Bro!

;^)

you'll be the first on my list, Timbo... for even hinting

horses

. It's hard enough to distract the grommets when we drive past horse stables and pastures without you continually reminding me the peril I face if any of them say

oooh! Horsie!

Guys, You're just hanging around the wrong crowd.

I woke up this morning, it was cold, spitting snow, and I HATE snow. I'm thinking it's going to be a miserable day.
The phone rings and I hear

Dude, our driver bailed on us, we need you in Miami! Ticket is waiting on you at the Delta counter

Now I'm sitting in the airport about to head south, my bag is packed with shorts, and my attitude is much better.

Melges Rocks!

Be like Mike.

Nice.

Dude...what's the flight number?

I'll call the Captain and have him move you up to First Class!

You did say you needed one more on that Melges, right? ;^)

Timbo, we do need one more.

100 lbs or less and top heavy.

-Mike

Timbo has just changed your seat to the lavatory

Mike I didn't know you were into broken toys (eating disorder + fake boobs = broken toy). Don't get me wrong I'm a fan too.

hah.

His tireless support of single-moms is legendary.