It's a catamaran, it's a couch!

Keith, Be watching your email, apparently you need something to do, so I give you something to do.:)
I need something to do? Look, I've got two kayaks, some old furniture, and a jet ski. I think I can make some magic happen. Drink some cheap beer, put on the '80s hair band metal, and utter the phrase
Hey y'all, watch this!
. Hilarity ensues...
Sailing is intrinsically boring. And all those negative ions washing over you tend to make you sleepy. So it is obvious that designers purposely make the seating uncomfortable for crew members. A couch would be a disaster. I would be asleep on it in an instant and would not wake up until I hit some land mass or other immovable object. <img src=
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Rick
I believe we should immediately spawn off the Formula Loveseat Class, it should be like the Formula Couch but with a smaller furniture base that can be used to promote a youth class, with the resultant path to the full Formula Couch participation. Does anybody here know what kids these days like when it comes to floating furniture?
This must be a litmus test for white trash genes. I want one!! Full formula mode; carbon hulls and crossbeams, Honda gen set, plasma TV, stereo, mini-fridge AND blender. Of course, needs to be towed by a 40' Hinckley or similar, driven by Britney Spears (we're talking RICH white trash).
Imagine how that couch is gonna smell in a couple of weeks 🙂
Imagine how that couch is gonna smell in a couple of weeks 🙂
Thank God you didn't go for K-Fed as the driver....
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