Jetski person, selfish fink,
May your silly jetski sink!
May you hit a pile of rocks,
oh hoonish, summer coastal pox.
Noisy smoking dickhead fool,
On your loathsome leisure tool,
Give us all a jolly lark,
And sink beside a Hungry shark!
Scream as in it's fangs you go,
Your last attention seeking show,
While on the beach we all join in,
With three cheers for the dorsal fin!
Should add this is by Michael Leunig, a particularly insightful cartoonist here in Australia.
Special Announcement For Sailboat Owners
Are you depressed, the Jet Ski’s are buzzing you again, and your boat is too small to mount a real ship-to-ship missile system to rid yourself of those pests.
ACME Products and Wylie Coyote Engineering announces the availability of a limited number of modified TOW missiles for sale in Texas. These fine anti-tank missiles were retired from service because their warheads could not cope with today’s heavier tanks. However, they are light and small enough to be mounted on all but the smallest sailboat. ACME Products acquired these fine missiles, at bargain prices and Wylie Coyote Engineering has modified them with airburst paint warheads to make them legal for sale in the State of Texas. Wylie Coyote Engineering’s warhead detonates 10 ft from the target producing a superheated jet of dye that completly coats the target, dries instantly and removes all body hair.
Just think how easy this will make identifying violators to the Coast Guard.“it’s the dayglo purple sonabitch trying to wash the color off with gasoline in the parking lot”
Write to your State Legislator, if Texas declares Jet Ski’s “pests”, like roaches and rats, this will pave the way for the sale of real TOW missiles, just like other states.
ACME Products and Wylie Coyote Engineering
Products You Can Trust From The Name You Know
Watch for the new ACME Products andWylie Coyote Engineering home hair removal system at store near you