Pirate Name

Red Tom Markham

Mad Jack Flint, I'm Red Jack Flint....AAAARrrrrgggg...pleasure to meet cha'!

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Dirty Harry Rackham

Mad Roger Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

The Dutch Doofus Crazy. Arrr, what'll be next !

Bloody Tom Flint

Calico John Cash... I sound like a rich sissy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, yeah - Arrr!

Red Tom Flint...

Two pirates swapping stories in a bar. One looks at the other and notices a peg leg, hook on his right hand and a patch over his right eye. First pirate says "Arr, what happened to ya?" Second one says "the peg? Got that from a battle taking over a frigate twice our size. Cannon shot me leg off." Impressed the first pirate says " Arr, what about the hook?" Second one says "The last ship we captured was a little rough, got me hand shot off by one of the bloody deck swabbers, seems he wanted to help keep his ship." The first pirate was really impressed now as he had done none of this asks "What about the patch?" The second replied "Well its like this, one day I heard a noise up in the riggin and looked up. I'll be dang thar was a sea gul perched right overhead. Som beach crapped in my eye!" First pirate says "That caused you to lose your eye!!" "No, he replied... It was me first day with the hook!"

Arrrrr!!!!

Clayton

Dirty John Flint

A pirate walks into a bar and upon seeing the large helm steering wheel attached to his belt buckle, the bartender aks him "what's the wheel for?" The pirate replies "I don't know but it's driving me nuts".

Yuk Yuk yuk.

Captn, Jack Kidd, Reprtn for sea service. Argggg,

Captain Jack Cash, here!

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Rick

Red Davvy Kidd for me? What the heck? If that's not an intimidating name, I don't know what is!
Trey

My Pirate Name?
Why it turned out to be:
Iron Jack Roberts
Cousin to the Dread Pirate Roberts I assume.

Hey, Captain Jack Cash. My name is Black Morty Cash. Maybe we are related.

Okay, Calico John and Bloody Roger, welcome to the Cash family. Pretty soon we will have enough Cashes to get our own pirate ship.

That'd make the Captain a Commodore. We could all wear black, carry guitars and growl out mournful tunes about dogs and pickup trucks.

Mad Harry Flint at your service...

Actually, Captain Jack Cash does a really great imitation of Johnny Cash.

GROAAAANNNN!!!!!

Iron Charity Kidd? What kind of name is that for a Pyrategirl??

Sissies!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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A nervous wreck

Hey-Big John for u its "Arrr...f!

Iron Tom Flint-
That makes a lot of us Flints!

Kirt

Dirty Davy Cash...

See, a worthwhile post,...finally!

..my name be IRON WILLIAM BONNEY,.....mon!

..here be an invitation and warning to you all,...you come asailin' in these waters,...

...the waters know to Bluebeard the pirate, Blackbeard the pirate and Sir Francis Drake ( the pirate too!),...

...of the chain of the Virgin Islands,.....the true home of the treasure written in Treasure Island ( really)...

BE WARNED!........the reefs are full of broken sailing vessels,...the caves home to many of a treasure,......and the phone book filled with the name 'Smith'...

...and now Iron William Bonney sails on the Inter 17 !

alas,....

...arrrrrrgh,..mon!

regards,

Bruce
St. Croix
US Virgin Islands

Bloody Jack Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

ARRRR Mayties, i didNt get past me third year uv skoolin, tis IRON JOHN VANE at yer service.