Cheap rooms for Tradewinds...

Jake, look at the bright side. If they suck, and they're ahead of you, you'll get better gas mileage.

They're going to be behind him, pulling him back...

I'd think around 21:00 hours on Friday, which will give enough people time to arrive or finish setup?

Give me the freakin' number and I'll call. What, say about 15 people?

My in-tern-et tube thingy doesn't allow a lot of search websites. IT guys must use all the bandwidth to download porn or something...

Look up - 5th post from the top...it's been sitting there dangling all this time...

OKAY - listen up...

I spoke with a Samantha at the pizza place and informed her of our intention to deflower their reputable establishment, harass their staff, drink their beer, cause general discordance with their local community, and possibly have their occupational license revoked.

She asked if a paltry group of 15 could be this way, and I said we're beachcat sailors. Her response was

sh*

.

In any case, our marching orders are as follows:

Once WE (as the group - hereafter referred to as the

Trade Winds Area Tournament Sailors

) coordinate the final tally of merry persons, WE are to designate a spokesperson who is to contact PAUL roughly 30 minutes before our arrival ( I said we'd most likely be around between 20:30 and 21:00 EST) and let them know of their impending doom. They will move tables together for us, and erect blast walls around the kitchen area.

PAUL has the authority, based on our lewd and lacivious behavior to discount a small portion of our tab, Either before or after we are carted off to jail.

I had said that we're there mainly for pizza and beer. I suspect we'd have better luck with discounts if we were on one tab, but this DEPENDS on being EQUITABLE in tallying up your portion of the aforementioned tab.

And don't forget WE WILL BE GENEROUS TIPPERS. I'd vote for 20% (pre-tax)for the poor slob who will have to clean up that mess.

After my brief conversation with the lovely Samantha (who is the manager, I suspect), I suggest we obtain a copy of the menu (if anyone local there could help) and decide what to order beforehand, so EACH OF US knows how much (CASH) will be required for their portion (PLUS TIP), and we will have sorted out all the payment issues BEFORE we get there so there are no suprises.

What say you, fellow (insert above acronym here)?

Jake and I will be there a week before you, we'll get them broke in..

I'll already have planned the escape routes so when things go bad, you guys just follow me.

Thanks stank. I knew someone had it in 'em.

Jake,

Just don't try to do the flying tiger jump kick again 😛

Basing this purely upon the fact that I have absolutely no recollection of the events of which you reference...I bet it was spectacular.

Wait....what? <img src="<>/crazy.gif" alt="crazy" title="crazy" height="15" width="15" />

Exactly

Hooked on phonics worked for you, eh?

If anybody is still looking for campgrounds, here is a list of four in Key Largo, 14-15 miles from Founders Park.

Calusa Camp Resort
Mile Marker 101.5
325 Calusa St.
Key Largo, FL 33037
www.calusacampgrounds.com
305-451-9675

Key Largo Kampground & Marina
Mile Marker 101.5
Key Largo, FL 33037
305-451-1995
305-451-1431

Kings Kampground
Mile Marker 103.5
Key Largo, FL 33037
305-451-0010

Camper Cove (no tents)
Mile Marker 101.6
Key Largo, FL 33037
305-451-0561

John Pennekamp State Park
Mile Marker 102.6
Key Largo, FL 33037
305-451-6300
Key Largo, FL 33037

Stank, you coming?

With the whole tribe or solo?

So who's your -Daddy- for the weekend? And what day are you rolling in?

T.W.A.T.S or T.W.I.T.S.? pool or pond? it's all the same.

Just found a new motel, Ragged Edge Resort, which looks like it is right across the street from Founders Park. Sounds like they might have reasonable rates. www.raggededgeresort.com

Timbo,

Mom's letting me go solo in an effort to save costs (and avoid her insanity by having two kids and a dog in a strange location with me on a boat all day).

Can you believe it? Maybe she needs time with her new

daddy

...

Hey, what ever it takes... <img src="<>/grin.gif" alt="grin" title="grin" height="15" width="15" /> As I tell my wife every time I go off on a 5,6,7 day trip,

I don't care who you sleep with when I'm gone, as long as the lawn is mowed when I get home...

and it always is.

FYI, the mower needs new belts and blades.

I'll get right on that...it is a

Riding

mower after all. <img src="<>/whistle.gif" alt="whistle" title="whistle" height="15" width="15" />

That is some funny s*, ding...!

I'm in a condo, so I don't have a lawn to mow. Maybe he could clean the bathrooms? I guess I'd be happy if he could baby-sit a little, too...