I've been laughing my butt off all day....
I love you guys.
Except Chris.. he's an **** 😛
Except Chris.. he's an **** 😛
I admire his modesty. <img src="<>/grin.gif" alt="grin" title="grin" height="15" width="15" />
I love you guys.
Drunk at work again... it is going to catch up with you, Tad. Don't ask me how I know.
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Looks like the last Opossum my dog encuntered. Need I say she HATES opossums. She holds the record for a 50 yard dash and opossum kill... total of about 6 seconds! I love that dog!
I left Gunther (my 75lb bull terrier mix) in the yard overnight a couple of years ago (he usually stays indoors). Over the next week, I would find a new piece of some unfortunate opossum in different areas of the yard. A leg here, a tail there, some entrails there....
CSI scene reconstruction!
http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1652,150172-240200,00.html
Nail head of possum to a board. . .
Or,
Put Possum in 55 gallon drum and feed for 3 weeks (vegetables, grain, etc.). Shoot possum between the eyes (his brain is real small, but it's around there somewhere). Scald in 140 degree water with hickory ashes and green pine needles. Scrape hair with mason jar lid. Rub down liberally with salt and pepper. Place roasting rack in pan. 1 cup water and 1/4 cup wild turkey in bottom of pan. Slow cook 2 hours (medium possum) baste often. Remove top and brown 15 minutes. Slice and serve on sweet potatoes. Feeds one Hillbilly or 150-300 city folk. Submitted By JENNY EUWINE
Or,
Put Possum in 55 gallon drum and feed for 3 weeks (vegetables, grain, etc.). Shoot possum between the eyes (his brain is real small, but it's around there somewhere). Scald in 140 degree water with hickory ashes and green pine needles. Scrape hair with mason jar lid. Rub down liberally with salt and pepper. Place roasting rack in pan. 1 cup water and 1/4 cup wild turkey in bottom of pan. Slow cook 2 hours (medium possum) baste often. Remove top and brown 15 minutes. Slice and serve on sweet potatoes. Feeds one Hillbilly or 150-300 city folk. Submitted By JENNY EUWINE
My recipe says:
Drink the wild turkey and put the opossum in the crab pot. Steam crabs and have at it.
Tad's a
PANSY
Its in good hands, its already in the Keys.
Hey, I cleaned it!
Dude, with your redneck verbage, that's the best you can do?
Looks like a Zhik hat to me
I could have said Tad was a Liberal,tree hugging,Monohull sailing, Ernesto Bertarelli loving friend of Hobie1616 but I thought that was a little over the line.
I could have said Tad was a Liberal,tree hugging,Monohull sailing, Ernesto Bertarelli loving friend of Hobie1616 but I thought that was a little over the line.
I know where you live.... boy.
Under the porch?
Under the porch?
A porch would be too fancy for Todd.
Under the porch?
A porch would be too fancy for Todd.
Dogs are under the porch or in the truck carcass next to the old washing machine in the front yard.
Under the porch?
A porch would be too fancy for Todd.
Dogs are under the porch or in the truck carcass next to the old washing machine in the front yard.
Is there a partially primer gray Camaro up on blocks?
Is there malnourished children running in and out of a rusting trailer?
Is there a heavyset woman pulling on a Marlboro red while breast feeding a baby, and yelling at said malnourished children?
You watch too much Jeff Foxworthy, he's a poser.
You know you're a redneck when the ceiling fan wipes out the wife's hairdo.
OK Tawd, here's some smack for ya; Since I showed you how to do the GT 300 in style, you gonna bring yer boat and race against me? I already showed you how to ram another boat in the surf and kindly say
F'you, get out of the way!
Not to mention how to right the N20 solo and go back to find lost crew. Also how to reach with the chute so hard you break the spinn pole. Are ya skeerd? Are yer bones healed yet? Should I have sent another tube of Vagisil back with your soiled shorts?
Disclaimer; Pound for pound, we had more fun than any other team (468lbs total crew weight).
We also had a team manager so drunk, he was talking to telephone poles.
We'll have to see how the money holds out. Not looking good at this point. I still haven't had any work since June.I'll be doing whatever Race May brings and we'll see after that.
He wasn't just talking to telephone poles, he almost got in a fight with one. And no I'm still not healed up.Pretty sure that my right hand is permanently screwed.
Oh yeah, Your a fatass! I think I weighed in at 137 1/2.
Gimme a call.
Typo, the 1 should be a 2.
137 2/2 O.K. How's that ,Tubby?
Ok, I'll call it good.