Your First Mate/ Deckhand
Tell her to man up and get a #1.
This is a simple thing. Does she, in other areas like excitement? If so lure her onto the boat with the promise of dinner or whatever. Talk to her about shoes..that can work.
Give her a job on the boat (like keeping fish off the tramp) in mid wind strengths and let the boat tip little more than it might and then tell her you could not have done without her. Tell her she has NEVER looked more beautiful.
Go to a sauna or somewhere special as a wind down and she will be hooked.
However if you think that what you really have here is a beach princess, (if she did not come with her own PDF or a photo of an outboard motor this could be an indicater) face up to it, buy a sandbag and put it on its own traveller.
The veiws expressed here do not neccesarliy represent those of bla bla bla.
I must be stupid, I don't get the sandbag joke?
To further the point that my girl (Lauren) is just amazing!! She just bought some very sexy underwear that have sailboats on them, I mean come one she must have searched all over for those. That is the best gift a sailing girl can get for her sailing guy, I think it shows an intiment feeling towards the sport. <img src=
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She bought you sexy underware and you're talking about it here? Dude, I believe you've just broken a ManLaw. <img src=
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