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(@Anonymous 17342)
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Salt water isn't much of a problem in Oklahoma!


 
Posted : December 10, 2006 4:29 am
(@Anonymous 13024)
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Eric, get your wife a swimming cap <img src=

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Posted : December 10, 2006 4:51 am
(@Anonymous 38749)
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Tell her to man up and get a #1.
This is a simple thing. Does she, in other areas like excitement? If so lure her onto the boat with the promise of dinner or whatever. Talk to her about shoes..that can work.
Give her a job on the boat (like keeping fish off the tramp) in mid wind strengths and let the boat tip little more than it might and then tell her you could not have done without her. Tell her she has NEVER looked more beautiful.

Go to a sauna or somewhere special as a wind down and she will be hooked.

However if you think that what you really have here is a beach princess, (if she did not come with her own PDF or a photo of an outboard motor this could be an indicater) face up to it, buy a sandbag and put it on its own traveller.
The veiws expressed here do not neccesarliy represent those of bla bla bla.


 
Posted : December 10, 2006 3:43 pm
Rob Vaden
(@redtwin)
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...you could not have done without her. Tell her she has NEVER looked more beautiful.

So true!

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...buy a sandbag and put it on its own traveller.

I might need to try this! <img src=

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-Rob V.


 
Posted : December 10, 2006 6:21 pm
(@Anonymous 17342)
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I must be stupid, I don't get the sandbag joke?

To further the point that my girl (Lauren) is just amazing!! She just bought some very sexy underwear that have sailboats on them, I mean come one she must have searched all over for those. That is the best gift a sailing girl can get for her sailing guy, I think it shows an intiment feeling towards the sport. <img src=

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Posted : December 10, 2006 6:38 pm
hobie1616
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To further the point that my girl (Lauren) is just amazing!! She just bought some very sexy underwear that have sailboats on them, I mean come one she must have searched all over for those. That is the best gift a sailing girl can get for her sailing guy, I think it shows an intiment feeling towards the sport. <img src=

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She bought you sexy underware and you're talking about it here? Dude, I believe you've just broken a ManLaw. <img src=

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Posted : December 10, 2006 8:20 pm
(@Anonymous 17342)
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No,she bought herself sexy underwear!!! I stick to the good ole comfort band hanes!!
The gift is her in sexy sailing underwear!! So no man laws were harmed in the gift giving.


 
Posted : December 10, 2006 8:57 pm
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