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(@Anonymous 13274)
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[#26373]

I think it has gotten too quiet around here. I think we need a good ol' smacktalk thread.

I sailed with Dan DeLave yesterday. I'm pretty sure we're faster than you.

Talk amongst yourselves.


 
Posted : February 1, 2010 7:10 pm
(@briank)
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I sold your RV. The freezer still stinks of JC.

Its in good hands, its already in the Keys.


 
Posted : February 1, 2010 7:36 pm
(@Anonymous 38725)
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Nazi, I hope you are going to take the money from the RV and buy a new Falcon! Maybe JW will crew for you. ;^)


 
Posted : February 1, 2010 7:40 pm
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I think Alinghi is going to win next week.


 
Posted : February 1, 2010 9:57 pm
(@Anonymous 13274)
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Oooooooo - good one!


 
Posted : February 1, 2010 10:15 pm
(@Anonymous 37845)
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Smack talk. Well here goes...

Gave a Nacra 20 a 200m head start at the top mark on my moth in 8-10 knots of breeze, and beat them to the bottom mark 1.5nm away. Just followed their line so pure speed.

They only caught up to me on the upwind as the breeze lightened and I couldn't foil...


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 2:19 am
TEAMVMG
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I hope you rolled around like a dying fish and they left you to swim home!


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 2:38 am
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Well that's no good - as he sails a Moth he's already a very, very good swimmer! <img src="<>/smile.gif" alt="smile" title="smile" height="15" width="15" />


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 3:24 am
(@david.ingram)
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Offset marks contribute to global warming.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 8:00 am
(@Anonymous 39832)
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Ding

You know what... I can't wait to move to Florida so I can deliver crippling blows to your ego... in person 😛


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 8:30 am
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haha... funny. yesterday i almost started a thread

i am bored, and this site has gotten quiet.. who wants to fight?


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 9:04 am
(@todd_sails)
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It's snowing here, fairly heavy this morning.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 9:24 am
(@Anonymous 39709)
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Tad, everytime I saw your spinnaker in the Tybee I wanted to order a Big Mack.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 9:34 am
(@Anonymous 39832)
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Wait till you see version 2.0 <img src="<>/smile.gif" alt="smile" title="smile" height="15" width="15" />

You'll want them to bring back the Arch Deluxe!


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 9:43 am
Todd A. Hart
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Lee,
I thought you told me that everytime you saw Tad's spinnaker it was your sign to put away the grill, hoist anchor, and get back to racing.
Tadald MacDonald,
I gave Mark Schneider your address he's coming to stay with you on a business trip. Figured you wouldn't mind.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 9:49 am
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I gave Mark Schneider your address he's coming to stay with you on a business trip. Figured you wouldn't mind.

For sale sign goes up tomorrow. For real.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 9:51 am
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Originally Posted by Undecided
Ding

You know what... I can't wait to move to Florida so I can deliver crippling blows to your ego... in person 😛

You're talking to a man beaten by F16's, you got nothin.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 10:14 am
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hahah... funny stuff...
i was going to say Tad, Mark called you a wussie.. but i thought that was a bit much, ooppps


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 10:37 am
(@Dan_DeLave)
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Before JW and I went sailing I told him I spent a couple of minutes on Catsailor. He said Booorrrring! There is nothing going on there lately. Then he comes up with the Monday Smackdown. This is good, mix it up, this may not be enough the bring out the popcorn for though.

By the way we were faster than ya'all.

Cheers,
Dan


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 11:09 am
(@Anonymous 2163)
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The Term “spinnaker” came from the Roman “spinnakee” or “eunuch who wears billowy pants to hide the fact that it had no balls”.
The eunuchs were usually referred to a TAWD and were mostly selected from far away colonies on the outerbanks of the new world.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 11:11 am
Todd A. Hart
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Originally Posted by Eric Anderson
The Term “spinnaker” came from the Roman “spinnakee” or “eunuch who wears billowy pants to hide the fact that it had no balls”.
The eunuchs were usually referred to a TAWD and were mostly selected from far away colonies on the outerbanks of the new world.

IT LIVES
I was wondering if you were still alive or if the gay bars finally took their toll.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 11:22 am
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Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever
IT LIVES
I was wondering if you were still alive or if the gay bars finally took their toll.

How would you know gay bars have tolls?


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 11:26 am
(@Anonymous 13274)
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Oh lord. A tofu-eating Californian just tried to say

y'all.

It's a contraction, folks, of

you all.

Just like

ain't

is a contraction of

am not.

Youse should look it up.

F16s are like F18s in the winter. Shrinkage!


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 11:26 am
(@wyndsurf2000)
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So is an N20 like an F18 on Viagra?


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 11:31 am
(@Anonymous 13274)
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Exactly - it looks bigger, but performs the same.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 12:08 pm
(@Dan_DeLave)
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Oh no! I am being schooled in Southern Linguistics. I am just trying to fit in but you...

Well all I can do is give

all y'all

a Razz. <img src="<>/blush.gif" alt="blush" title="blush" height="15" width="15" />


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 12:11 pm
(@david.ingram)
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Originally Posted by John Williams
Exactly - it looks bigger, but performs the same.

CA has made you mean.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 12:15 pm
 Karl
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JW talking of shrinkage! Classic.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 12:17 pm
Todd A. Hart
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Next to JW everything looks bigger, except maybe hair.


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 12:27 pm
(@wlrottge)
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Originally Posted by John Williams
Exactly - it looks bigger, but performs the same.

They tell you that just to be nice and not make you feel bad...


 
Posted : February 2, 2010 12:29 pm
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