I was wondering if you were still alive or if the gay bars finally took their toll.
How would you know gay bars have tolls?
The F-18s guys told me.But I heard the F-16 guys told them. Let's include everyone.
Ding,
Do you really wanna dance, Sunshine?
NOW you can get the popcorn!
I was wondering if you were still alive or if the gay bars finally took their toll.
How would you know gay bars have tolls?
The F-18s guys told me.But I heard the F-16 guys told them. Let's include everyone.
Ding,
Do you really wanna dance, Sunshine?
Guess I was wrong, I would have bet the original info came from the scrawny little A-cat guys anbd their designer 'skinny jeans'.
Those scrawny A cat guys piss me off too. Especially being a fat A cat guy. Have we got everyone. Nope . Hobie 16s ,I'm not even going there.
No need. As Eric so nicely pointed out, there's a reason we don't need spinnakers...
Mike
You SAY you don't need them, but the A-cat guy that was out with us on Sunday seemed to feel otherwise. He was all smiles on the uphill stuff, but we turned the corner and the guy started yelling that we were
cheaters.
edit: at least I think that's what he was yelling... after about 30 seconds, we'd gotten pretty far ahead of him and it was hard to make out what he was so upset about... maybe there was a shark or something...
Sucks when you have a big expensive boat and you can't get away from an A Cat or Hobie 16 until you get to pull out the chute, doesn't it?
Mike
cheaters.
edit: at least I think that's what he was yelling... after about 30 seconds, we'd gotten pretty far ahead of him and it was hard to make out what he was so upset about... maybe there was a shark or something...
He was yelling that because you had two spinnakers up.
Your sail
and your hair.
Sucks for the A-cat that the big fat fiberglass barge of an F18 can hang with them uphill. And did you say
expensive
when describing an F18 next to an A?
Hobie 16... yes, we see them at A-pin all the time - they always have the start before ours.
cheaters.
edit: at least I think that's what he was yelling... after about 30 seconds, we'd gotten pretty far ahead of him and it was hard to make out what he was so upset about... maybe there was a shark or something...
Who was it? We need to know.
Mike
Eric doesn't need a chute cuz he doesn't own a BOAT.Are you saying your boat doesn't count as a boat?
Unlike you all, I like sailing on a fast boat....
Yeah, well be careful to not scratch your anchor. Don't you have a stable to clean?
expensive
when describing an F18 next to an A?
Hobie 16... yes, we see them at A-pin all the time - they always have the start before ours.
Not at the Alter Area A Qualifiers when it’s blowing 18+. Don’t ask me how I know, but Bob was there too.
Mike
Eric doesn't need a chute cuz he doesn't own a BOAT.Are you saying your boat doesn't count as a boat?
“I’ll take reading and comprehension for 1000, Alex...” That’s not even remotely what Eric said. Lack of testosterone caused by some critical missing body parts blocking your ability to read? If I were to ask a female, she’d probably say that would be a first in the history of mankind, usually it’s too much testosterone that screws up our thinking.
Mike
John was told he couldn't get the new C2 because Greg put a must be this tall to ride sticker on them.
expensive
when describing an F18 next to an A?
Hobie 16... yes, we see them at A-pin all the time - they always have the start before ours.
Not at the Alter Area A Qualifiers when it’s blowing 18+. Don’t ask me how I know, but Bob was there too.
Mike
Eric doesn't need a chute cuz he doesn't own a BOAT.Are you saying your boat doesn't count as a boat?
“I’ll take reading and comprehension for 1000, Alex...” That’s not even remotely what Eric said. Lack of testosterone caused by some critical missing body parts blocking your ability to read? If I were to ask a female, she’d probably say that would be a first in the history of mankind, usually it’s too much testosterone that screws up our thinking.
Mike
My stiffy blocks my vision,it's a common thing amongst us
big expensive boat
guys. You oughta try it your wife would thank you.
I'm Sorry John, but these just don't get old.
( Said in my best Jeff Foxworthy voice )
If your Dagger board is taller than you are
.................
you might be John Williams.
OK, didn't think it was possible, but that made even less sense than your initial attempt. Next, you'll be resorting to Yo' Momma jokes...
Mike
If small North American marsupials confuse your hat for their home
you might be John Williams.
I'll send ya a taller glove.
Yo Momma Trey is so fat ,when she he wears her his Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her him.
Nothing against your Mom , I just had to go there. <img src="<>/grin.gif" alt="grin" title="grin" height="15" width="15" />
Oi! That's IT! I've had it! A squirrel is NOT a marsupial!
Fine.......Platypus Head!
Happy now?
The lonely O'possum... the last of the North American marsupials...
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Yeah, That's what I was thinkin'. Tad ,you big dummie.
Go get 'em Johnny Williams.It's a hair thing. Thankya,Thankya very much. Hoo Ha.
Now you've done it!
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C'mon guys... keep up.
Yea Tawd it was kind of a bummer sellin the A cat, but it was either that or be homeless.
On the other hand it is only soft water sailing. Its not like I am giving up iceboats.
This weekend I thought my nuts were never coming back. It was about 6 deg sailing Saturday. Sunday was a balmy 15 degrees.
This is a video of John Harper which gives a feel for what Iceboating is like
http:/
Of course when this was taken it was only blowing about 10 mph so they were not going that fast, mayby 40 down wind. On a windy day a 1 mile windward leeward takes about 2 1/2 min upwind and 70-90 seconds downwind. Upwind -downwind closing speeds ~100 mph.
Nothing like it.
Eric US 5193
WHATS THE WIND CHILL AT 6* AND 100MPH?
NO THANK YOU
THAT LOOKS INSANE!
(what happens when you hit a frozen rock or twig at 100mph?
NO THANKS!!!